The ShonkaVitt vitamin company has state of the art robots and production lines to make the most overrated product on the market today. We know you’re not stupid enough to believe in our opinions, but it’s worth mentioning that we’ve got some pretty convincing pseudo-science up our sleeves. We’re not going to tell you what these vitamins are going to do for you, but we’ll say this: they won’t do a damn thing.
Not Special at All
Invented by a team of scientific geniuses, the ShonkaVitt vitamin company uses its state-of-the-art robotics and cutting-edge production lines to create a superlative product. Our scientific opinion is persuasive enough to convince even the smartest person to buy our products. Our line of ShonkaVitt vitamins won’t do much for you but they’ll sure impress everyone else!
In order to help you achieve maximum mediocrity, we have invested in the latest in robotic technology and advanced production lines. You’ll be convinced by our opinion-based pseudo-science that even the smartest among you will buy our vitamins. We guarantee that you’ll achieve nothing more than a mediocre life with our shoddy vitamins.
The Shonky Handshake / Greased Palm Combo
The Shonky Handshake and Greased Palm Combo is a secret thing that is done at the conclusion of dodgy deals. The Shonky Handshake is when shonky deal has been done. Combined with the Greased Palm, this handshake can seal even the shonkiest, most vile deals between...
Hand Shonkatizer
If you're looking for the worst, most disgusting product you've ever seen, then Hand Shonkatizer might be just what you're looking for. Made by the meanest people in the Shonkaverse, this nasty stuff is guaranteed to make you feel nauseous as soon as you use it....
Shonky Vitamins
Shonky Vitamins are a convenient way to dose your body with unhealthy levels of vitamins while we convince you it’s making you healthier! We offer a generous range of opinion based vitamin solutions for every perceived problem you may have. Be seduced by our...