The Shonky Handshake and Greased Palm Combo is a secret thing that is done at the conclusion of dodgy deals. The Shonky Handshake is when shonky deal has been done. Combined with the Greased Palm, this handshake can seal even the shonkiest, most vile deals between demons.
Used enthusiastically by politicians, lawyers and CEO’s.
When the shonky handshake is done, you can see the shonky grease squirting and dripping from their hands. This means those palms are well and truly greased. Immediately following this secret handshake, a terrible person will get their way.
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