Shonky Vitamins are a convenient way to dose your body with unhealthy levels of vitamins while we convince you it’s making you healthier! We offer a generous range of opinion based vitamin solutions for every perceived problem you may have. Be seduced by our advertising campaigns, specifically designed to baffle you with bullshonk!
Got a cold? No worries at all. Take bowel shatteringly large doses of Vitamin Crook and your diarrhoea and vomiting will take your mind off your cold.
Feel like your immune system is a bit sluggish? Why not take mammoth doses of Vitamin Dumb to take away your immune systems ability to fight off viruses alltogether.
Want to protect your heart? Avoid relationships with narcissists and take Vitamin Ediot orally to ensure you have a higher rate of early death.
Forget eating fresh fruits and vegetables. That is so 1970. Chonk your guts full of our products and fill our pockets with gold!
Shonky Vitamins are produced by the ShonkaVitt Vitamin Company, a fine, upstanding company who have been producing superfluously misleading advice for the undiscerning consumer for many years. The biggest vitamin company in the shonkaverse, especially infamous for offering gifts and financial incentives to professionals to recommend their products.This keeps the sales rolling in and more people requiring more medical attention. It’s a perfect circle!
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